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I sharted

April 30, 2013

I fucking sharted!

Not the “Oops” little tell-tale trail, skid mark kind. No full on dripping down the leg kind. I full on crapped myself.

Let me offer the excuse (to try and save a little face?) that since the appendicitis the hospital told me to take laxative. Not stool softener. Laxative. I did…..

Needless to say I thought I could trust the fart…..I couldn’t.

So after the dumbfounded duck waddle to the bathroom and embarrassing clean up operation. I do what any normal girl would do. Tell you.

So glad my son’s classmates parents know about this blog….. Let’s hope they either find me really funny or so ridiculously stupid they have never bothered to even look at this.

I won't want to dissappoint you and not have a picture

I would’t want to dissappoint you and not have a picture

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